fyodor-haneke:

The Holy Mountain,1973 (Alejandro Jodorowsky)

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azertip:

Carl Friedrich Lessing

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People like me will always be in your life.

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itsmega:

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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sCREAMING

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evilnol6:

.Lars von Trier dancing in the extra scene to “The Kingdom” (Danish: Riget) 

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femmefatale-rps:

daeneryus:

SOPHIE WAS PLAYIN AND THEN SEES NATALIE AND MIMICS HER

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When we were young, Jaime and I, we looked so much alike, even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently.

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(x)

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

pedropascal-daily:

Pedro Pascal and the “head thing”

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thomeyorker:

David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

thomeyorker:

David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

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radioactivemongoose:

continued clarifications

radioactivemongoose:

continued clarifications

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  • Drake: You... you don't hate me?
  • Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
  • Drake: But... I hate myself.
  • Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
  • Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
  • Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
  • Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
  • Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
  • Rihanna: Congratulations!
  • Beyoncé: Congratulations!
  • Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
  • Jay Z: Congratulations!
  • A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
  • Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
  • Kanye West: Congratulations!
  • DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
  • Birdman: Congratulations!
  • Nebby: Congratulations!
  • Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
  • Drake: Thank you!
yiffyboy666:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”
“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.
“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

What the fuck dennys

yiffyboy666:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

What the fuck dennys

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